i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”
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they always play single ladies before the boys go on. do you think harry is in the back, flashing his left hand at louis teasing and wiggling his little butt until louis chases him and tackles him to the ground smothering him in kisses right after harry lets out through his giggles ‘now marry me you fool’